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pandacows: the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:28:44 -0400

pandacows:

the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant

somethingtwisted: i had no idea peanuts grew underground Well they are a root nut maddie

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:27:05 -0400

somethingtwisted:

i had no idea peanuts grew underground

Well they are a root nut maddie

erinolenko: ♫ « Prince Loki, fabulous he, Loki...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:42:16 -0400

erinolenko:

♫ « Prince Loki, fabulous he, Loki Laufeyson,

Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee.

Now try your best to save face, Try not to let your heart race.

Then come and see his spectacular trickery. Prince Loki,

mighty is he, Loki Laufeyson, Strong as ten Asgardans, definitely.

He faced the Frost Giant Lords, A hundred Midgardians with swords,

Who sent those fools to their lords ? Why Prince Loki… » ♫

— Inspired by this.

God

kraftworkorange: timelordin221b: definedbyfire: illsevenyourni...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:37:37 -0400

kraftworkorange:

timelordin221b:

definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

HEAD CANNON EXCEPTED!!!

you can literally smell the desperation

"The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet,..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:48 -0400

““The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.””

- Alan Watts (via isolatedinhungerland)

projects at the end of the school year

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:45 -0400

projects at the end of the school year

agentbartowski: me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:39 -0400

agentbartowski:

me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before

beelzeboul: So that one anon wanted this………..

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:33 -0400

beelzeboul:

So that one anon wanted this………..

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:27 -0400

habaneropepperpotts: As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:17 -0400

habaneropepperpotts:

As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is the Moon Moon of Tony’s suits.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:09 -0400

Im going to bed - I’m sad now and I dun wanna be on the computer. ;_;

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:27:37 -0400

Im going to bed - I’m sad now and I dun wanna be on the computer. ;_;

scraggay: ever notice how work in classes are all called questions but in math theyre called...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:26:33 -0400

scraggay:

ever notice how work in classes are all called questions but in math theyre called problems

that really speaks to me

calliopes-bane: ffrenchtoast: gallifrey-feels: echoingdaydream...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:23:38 -0400

calliopes-bane:

ffrenchtoast:

gallifrey-feels:

echoingdaydreams:

dandeleijons:

mrdecomposition:

i-wanted-to-rp-so-i:

wholocked-me-in-my-mindpalace:

improbablenormality:

johnisnothisdate:

catatonicconundrum:

adolfi:

Hitler flirting with Eva Braun.

I don’t know how this makes me feel

It makes me feel very uncomfortable

You know what’s so uncomfortable about this? It shows that perhaps one of the most evil men in history, was a human being. That, on occasion, he could be nice, even flirty. That’s not all. You want to see evil people as evil, screaming horrible stuff over a desk with 20 microphones with 20, 000 people saluting them. The evil is clear and recognizable then. This shows a completely different image, it scares you because that means that evil isn’t a stereotype, that evil is not recognizable, that evil could be anyone. It scares you because this shows that could be lurking inside anyone and you’ll never ever know. Maybe in you?

i reblogged this literally like 2 minutes ago, but i want this version because of that comment ^

That comment is one of my favorite post commentaries, because it’s completely right. People aren’t inherently evil. Like good, it’s a role they grow and live into. We have just as much potential to destroy as this man exhibited. And it’s a very eye opening experience to realize that.

does anyone even remember that one time hitler attended that luncheon between world leaders, some guests of which even included china’s socialist leader as well as Stalin. And then when they were ordering, everyone was gladly ordering impressive dishes one after the other, but Hitler placed an order for barley tea and a pheasant (considered a peasant’s meal by standard). When he was questioned as to why he would order something like this in something as grand as a world leader’s congress, he replied,

“I don’t smoke when my people cannot smoke, and I cannot eat when my people are going hungry.”

He wasn’t evil for its own sake, let’s try to remember that despite the countless murders, but for a moment, he did actually believe he was doing something for the good of his countrymen.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

No, he’s right. Hitler, though extremely wrong in his views, did everything for what he thought would better the lives of his people. It was wrong. It was disgustingly, horribly wrong. But he did not do it because it was evil and he was evil. He did it because he believed it would help Germany and those who needed a better life. Those who don’t understand or even try to understand the human brain will always label men like him as ‘evil’ because it is easier to accept. But he wasn’t ‘evil.’ He felt love and loyalty and responsibilities. He simply took these aspects and morphed them into a twisted, violent thing.

Tumblr is probably the only place we could have this conversation and not be lynched.

All the awards for this post.

To put into context, Germany was one of the countries heavily affected by WW1. The country was riddled with the debt of war, the Treaty of Versailles was unfair for them and pretty much fucked them over, the crazy hyperinflation in their economy… The people were angry and suffering from a war they were (in a basic view) dragged into. For all the horrible things Hitler commanded, at the root of those actions was a belief that it was all for the benefit of Germany, for its people, to bring them out of their suffering toward a better future.

I’m not saying Hitler’s actions are forgivable or that people shouldn’t be mad for what he and those under his command (Himmler!) did, but people aren’t black and white. And since history is basically a record, or a story, of the developments and actions of humans over the ages, it would be a mistake to view the characters who play their parts in it so one-dimensionally.

Also he might have been on meth (as medicine) during the entire war so he made extreme decisions kind of really quickly

familyfriendlyurl: this songs for all the kids who hate homework, its called Fuck homework and i...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:17:14 -0400

familyfriendlyurl:

this songs for all the kids who hate homework, its called Fuck homework and i wrote it myself

givemeprizes: qweety: spriinkola: I have a feeling i’m gonna...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:17:05 -0400

givemeprizes:

qweety:

spriinkola:

I have a feeling i’m gonna end up deleting this later

later meaning immediately

so many regrets

never

woah

floozys: i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself” you don’t find yourself you make...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:16:54 -0400

floozys:

i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”

you don’t find yourself

you make yourself

you’re a blank canvas

don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases

when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time

you can be anything you want to be

you don’t need to find yourself

you already have yourself

now paint

beinggigantic: from what i can gather dadfights.com is about someone trying to get 10 dads to fight...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:12:53 -0400

beinggigantic:

from what i can gather dadfights.com is about someone trying to get 10 dads to fight eachother for money i can’t believe this where do i donate

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:11:46 -0400

littleorphanammo: This dude was happily taking pictures of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:11:30 -0400

littleorphanammo:

This dude was happily taking pictures of girls legs, feet and whatever else he pleased without their consent. So I snapped my own pic and said “enjoy the internet motherfucker’. He laughed at me. Plz share. #publicshame #newYork #subway